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femtaire:

If you ever feel sad just remember that in 1800’s France, “I’ll black your boots” was slang for “I’ll give you a blowjob”

Grantaire literally said “I’ll suck your dick” to Enjolras’s face and it went straight over his head he is a dumb gay nerd

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supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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right

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can…

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

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  • how to finger a girl: put your tongue in it.
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markelajd:

zombieflorence:

i put together my first hanging terrarium~

Follow me on Instagram ☯
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polyverse:

My feminist rants drive all the boys from the yard.

Damn right

Get off my land you little shits.

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deadsymmetry:

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